who's got big balls?

i think i have a problem. i really really love this bear creek yarn. not only does it knit up super fast, but it's so pretty. here are the balls i'll be using for a scarf to match my sister's hat. i'm planning on doing a texture stripe scarf that's properly striped as well.



i'm rather upper class high society
god's gift to ballroom notoriety
i always fill my ballroom
the event is never small
the social pages say i've got
the biggest balls of all

i've got big balls
i've got big balls
and they're such big balls
dirty big balls
and he's got big balls
and she's got big balls
but we've got the biggest balls of them all